The PM comes to call song (by John Little inspired by SRD)

[John Little]

To the tune of "The gasman cometh"

Twas on a Thursday morning that they voted Cameron in
But he cocked it up with Brexit so Theresa took the crown from him
No way could she get Brexit done
It wouldn't pass at all
So Boris said he'd fix it till covid came to call

Oh its all a mess and the public takes the fall

So Boris likes a knees up and was caught with trousers down
With cases full of booze that he claims he didn't down
He lost his credibility by acting as a fool
So it was left to dear old Lizzy who is not the sharpest tool.

Oh its all a mess and the public takes the fall


Lizzy wasn't up to it and neither was her man
His rather stupid budget Sent Britain down the pan
So Lizzy without conscience sacked him on the spot
But lasted only minutes despite Hunt's rescue plot

Now Dushy Rishy came along to dig us out the shite
He wonders if he'll make it next
Though it liiks like Starmer might