Re: Joke of the day
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2023 2:08 pm
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
What does an elephant use as tampon?
A sheep
The moral - never buy a red sweater.....
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea...
I used to work moving around the beds in a hospital, it was very rewarding
After the heatwave called Cerberus, they're calling the next one Tarka because it's going to be 'otter.....
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
What does an elephant use as tampon?
A sheep
The moral - never buy a red sweater.....
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea...
I used to work moving around the beds in a hospital, it was very rewarding
After the heatwave called Cerberus, they're calling the next one Tarka because it's going to be 'otter.....