What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
What does an elephant use as tampon?
A sheep
The moral - never buy a red sweater.....
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea...
I used to work moving around the beds in a hospital, it was very rewarding
After the heatwave called Cerberus, they're calling the next one Tarka because it's going to be 'otter.....